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S.J.B.R.

noun. verbal slang (Slow Jerk and Ball Rub) hand job
An acronym used primarily by young men, usually as a joke, to tell their friends that they are grateful for a favor and that they will repay them one way or another.
"Thanks a lot for the tickets to the show Jeff, I'll repay you later with a S.J.B.R."

"Good job at the game today everybody. As a token of my gratitude, S.J.B.R's are on the house!"
by rockp47 September 10, 2011
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f.u.b.r.

Abbreviated FUBAR. "*F*ucked *U*p *B*eyond *A*ll *R*ecognition.

See f.u.b.r
That meeting was FUBARed.
by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004
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a B.R.A

Guy 1: Oh man, I thought that after i convinced that girl to wear a white T-Shirt for the carwash, Id get to see some action
Guy 2: Well did you?
Guy 1: Nah, she was wearing a B.R.A
Guy 2: Oh man! that sucks!
by columbianad June 30, 2009
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P.B.R.D

Acronym for Post Breakup Resentment Disorder.
P.B.R.D or P-BuRD is the act of unjustly hating someone you have dated.

Typically only labelled as P-BuRD once the average period of time it takes to "Get over" someone has passed, yet feelings of Hatred and Resentment are still present.
Al "Man, Joan keeps gossiping behind my back about how much of a jerk I was to her."

Jeff "Didn't you let her keep the friends? And you quit that club you were both in so that she wouldn't have to? Plus, hasn't it been, like, over a year since you two broke up?"

Al "Yeah, I know. She's got some serious P.B.R.D."
by rewy400 January 19, 2011
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The B & R

When in one night, with the silf's of Smapdey, give them both the arabian goggles, the pasadena mudslide, have her pay the rent, give her the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, resusate her, complete the snuff, do the hunter gatherer, hit her in the face with a hot lunch, have them give each other a frozen eddie, make her do the hot karl, eat their ham and cheese sandwich's, and finich them off with the orange monkey.
The B & R is renowned the world over as the pinicale of sexual deviance.
by kate January 11, 2005
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F.K.B.R.

Noun. (f-k-b-r-) - An Acronym for the term "Family Kush Blunt Reunion" a joke loosely spun off of Nick cannons show "wild N' out" in which they play a game called "at the family reunion"

If this word and definition have absolutely no meaning to you, you are better off.
"At The familykushbluntreunionn (F.K.B.R.) who we introducin?"
*crowd clapping*
*apes babbling*
*apes babbling*
*apes babbling*
*apes babbling*

the end.
by Nick CannonNN February 11, 2010
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I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.
Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."
by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009
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