The H.A.M.B.

The "Hokey Ass Message Board". An online community devoted to the discussion, appreciation and upkeep of traditional hot rod and custom cars.

I saw a photo of a tastefully done Model A roadster on duce rails over on the H.A.M.B.

by a H.A.M.B. member June 26, 2008

b.m.w

bring many wallets, or
break my windows

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

D.U.M.B.

Dormant Unresponsive Malleable Boner

Its not hard, its not long, its just D.U.M.B.

by the Acronym guy August 7, 2009

B.M.M

boner making machine

A girl that is super attractive and is the epitome of every man's dream.

Caitlin is a total B.M.M.

by RTP2011 January 6, 2011

B&M

Black and Mild. A pipe tobacco cigar sold in the tip cigarillo form. It has a nutty vanilla scent and a pleasing aroma.

Go in, get Johnny a pack of Camels and get me a couple B&Ms

by 0m3rt1 October 3, 2005

B.O.M.B.

"Bitch on my Back"
said by a male:1. A girlfriends best friend who prevents any chance of flirting, intimate moments, or ass getting.

said by a female:2. a Twat swatter.

Zach: "so CJ did you get any from Brooke last night?"

CJ:"hell no that Bitch Kenzie preventing me from even gettin close to brooke."

Zach:" ah man what a fuckin B.O.M.B."

by ZACH & CJ August 10, 2009

J.K.M.B.

cooler then the typical "JK", JKMC stands for "just kidding my brotha" / slang from the hood

"Yo man you smell like rust"
"what the hell?"
"J.K.M.B.!"

by Nicheto November 1, 2006