B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

J.B.I.L.F

J.B.I.L.F - Justin Bieber look-a-like i'd like to fuck.

That Dale is such a god damn frikking J.B.I.L.F !!

by TZILF April 6, 2011

B.E.J.

Alternative name for SEX.

Or name for something that is or feels pleasurable or amazing.

GUY: "Dude, I haven't had some B.E.J. in forever"

or

GUY: "Ay homie, that girl was soo B.E.J."
OTHER GUY: "Damn, I feel ya bro."

by Bvboom November 13, 2010

S.J.B.R.

acronym for a Slow Jerk Ball Rub

its my birthday, whats up with an S.J.B.R.?

by 1-800-GET-BUSY February 16, 2010

J_B

J_B (Superburke, Joe, Jo with no e, Red dude, J-oh) Is a Tradelands developer (Roblox) given to us by god.
This man will sooth the hearts of all and will create quality content with the snap of his fingers.

J_B epic :)

by Uncle huan March 19, 2021

b.a.j.o.m.f.

Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.

by badassboy13 April 13, 2009

Soap Stone Document J,B,P

Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)

you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack

by DOSE6 April 16, 2011