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Afghanistan

Country in Central or South- West Asia that is inhabited by Afghans. Persian and Pashto are the two most widely spoken languages of Afghanistan, but Persian seems to serve as the lingua franca.

Most Afghans belong to the Iranic people like for example Pashtuns and Tajiks but there are also many Turkic and Mongolian Afghans(Hazara) living in Afghanistan.

Afghanistan is an islamic country. About 80% are sunni muslims, while the rest belong to the shia sect.

Other names for Afghanistan are : Khorasan, Aryana or Pashtunistan.
Hey, do you know that the once so beautiful Afghanistan has been experiencing useless bloody wars for like the past 30 years now? Oh no, that is such a shame. I hope Afghanistan will find peace soon!
by msih May 20, 2014
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Afghan goggles

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.
John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.
by benjiclayton March 22, 2008
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afghan

strain of cannabis that fucks you up gooood and proper
pass me some more of that afghan carruthers
by Matamp December 2, 2004
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Afghan Girl

A hot middle easterner or a fugly girl, can be on one extreme or another. Known by definate adittudes,green eyes, and gray sweaters
Boy: Damn! look at those sexy green eyes! Must be Afghan!
by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 23, 2005
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afghan banana stand

A Punk/Rock band from Belfast, ME who write sweet songs about blowups dolls, polygamy and shampoo bottles. Their most notorious song 'Bake me a Muffin' had them condemed as 'The Greatest Evil to Face this country' since Saddam Hussein by 2008 Presidential Canidate Hilary Clinton.
Afghan Banana Stand leaves me moist and wanting.
by Rodney Dangermeadow February 26, 2008
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afghanistan

1. Afghanistan is a country which has defeated alot of Super Powers such as Alexander the Great, Gangez Khan, Persian forces, Moghual Forces, British Forces and Soviets.

2. A country that has been never defeated or conquered by any nation.

3. All of these wars and battles were not won by a regular Army, Almost all of those battles were fought by normal people.

4. (2004) a country that is currently under contruction , because of its many wars.

5. a cool country located in Central Asia.

6. A country that has hot summers and cold winters.

7. Official languages are pashtuh ,persian .but they do know a little english.
we better not mess with them or else they will kick our asses!

"those soviets were dumb for trying to conquer Afghanistan , i mean didn't they learn from its unbeatable record of kicking Super-Powers asses."
by matt09 August 27, 2005
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Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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