A lamp in the shape of a leg.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 26, 2017
Get the major awardmug. An award typically in an academic or work setting, that is granted to the most inoffensive candidate. In contrast to a typical award that is given to the most qualified candidate. Or to a candidate that better fits a predefined quota (hint: minorities). Or to the candidate who is willing to pay a fee (hint: scams).
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.
They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.
They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.
"Why did Shaniqua, of all people in our Comp Sci class get the STEM nomination?" -Hwong Too
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt
by With or without a hard 'r'? January 20, 2019
Get the Clout awardmug. Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.
by simio January 16, 2008
Get the Darwin Awardmug. Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.
by Steelheader December 18, 2008
Get the Safety Awardmug. An award given to a female after successfully having sex with her in order of Vagina, Mouth, then Ass...or at least we HOPE in that order. (similar, albeit somewhat cleaner than ATM (Ass To Mouth))
by peachykeen21 July 28, 2009
Get the VMA Awardmug. by therealtork May 4, 2010
Get the Logan Awardmug. This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.
Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?
Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
by rmarz247 May 30, 2008
Get the Roflcock Awardmug.