major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 27, 2017
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Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.
‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron
by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018
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Darwin Award

Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.

Darwin is watching. This one has potential for a Darwin Award.
by simio January 14, 2008
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Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.
Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.
by Steelheader December 10, 2008
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VMA Award

An award given to a female after successfully having sex with her in order of Vagina, Mouth, then Ass...or at least we HOPE in that order. (similar, albeit somewhat cleaner than ATM (Ass To Mouth))
Man to friend: "A chick I was with last night definitely won the VMA award. I was impressed."
by peachykeen21 July 28, 2009
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Logan Award

a award given out for somebody doing something stupid
Telling a very bad story and thinking it is funny would qualify you for the Logan Award.
by therealtork May 04, 2010
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Roflcock Award

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.
Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
by rmarz247 May 30, 2008
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