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Auntie Commotion 

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.
Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles
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Auntie Em's Butter 

A hazardous butter business run by Emmalynn Bimbolynn and her son/grandfather/nephew Archibald. Catchy theme tune, horrible side affects.
Seth: Hey, Ben! Have you tried the new blue butter from Auntie Em's Butter?
Ben does not answer, Ben died of kidney stones.

Auntie meme 

an Auntie meme (or aunt meme for short) is a meme that looks as if it could've been shared by your Auntie (hence the name).
it's like a dad joke but with more Minions
person 1: look at this meme that I just found
person 2: bro, that's an auntie meme
Auntie meme by gingerwithasoul_ February 10, 2018

Auntie Anne 

When two men, each with two penises, tie their penises together into a pretzel shape. (Very rare.)
This guy's Grindr profile says he's looking for another dude to Auntie Anne him.
Auntie Anne by etherel90 July 3, 2017

Auntie Karen 

A female member of a conservative political party, who votes against women's rights, and publically excuses the sexist behaviour of male colleagues.
"here we go again, another sex scandal, I can't believe there are women who support these pigs-"

"And the auntie Karen's who work for them"

Auntie Thomasina 

The opposite of a female wigger and the female version of an Uncle Tom, though female don't usually get as much shit over it as the guys, which is why you never hear about Auntie Thomasinas like Diana Ross or Whoopi Goldberg.
The rainbow dance team had some Auntie Thomasina's and some Uncle Tom's on it (as well as some white guys and girls dressed in Fubu outfits), but they called everybody haters when they won the dance tournament, exactly as you would think they would.

Auntie Amy 

Any woman who will eagerly act against the interests of all women. Her actions are typically driven by a desire to appease the conservative men in her life and/or to advance the will of Christofacists.
This total Auntie Amy just gleefully voted to wipe out the individual right to bodily autonomy of all American women.
Auntie Amy by rawkfish June 27, 2022