<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax

by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022

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Get the Astrologymug.

Lying by astrology

pretending like astrology is real.

Nigby: Erick sounds like such a creature.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.

by Big_RIG_Rigby October 19, 2022

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