Basically what month you were born it has its own sign called a zodiac sign but its also called astrology.
" Person " hey dude guess what!
" Me " yeah?
" Person " my zodiac sign is a Capricorn!
" me " oh cool im a scorpio but its not only called but its also astrology!
" Person " cool!
" Me " yeah?
" Person " my zodiac sign is a Capricorn!
" me " oh cool im a scorpio but its not only called but its also astrology!
" Person " cool!
by LizardPro X March 26, 2021
Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?
by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022
girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb
me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?
me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?
by genalphaslangman May 04, 2023
white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 21, 2022
white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 21, 2022
by Godspeed_Dat_nigga November 10, 2022