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asstronaut

A perverted individual who uses a telescope to surreptitiously look at other people's behinds.
If a person who's being observed by an asstronaut drops his pants and bends over wif his bared butt directed towards said smutty-minded observer, one could say dat he got "mooned".
by QuacksO August 17, 2024
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asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.
Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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asstronomy

Da study of "moons".
It's a free country, and so if you wanna pursue a career in asstronomy, there's no law to stop ya --- just be aware, though, dat few people perceive any value in dat crap, and so sooner or later you'll likely get "mooned" by one or more derisive observers.
by QuacksO March 30, 2025
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asstronomy

Da study of da planet Uranus.
Not all humans appreciate having you observe their posteriors --- either up-close or with a telescope --- and so if you persist in partaking of said "asstronomy", you may eventually either get "mooned" or have a loud/odiferous fart directed your way!
by QuacksO March 30, 2026
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dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.
i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”
by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025
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dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.
i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”
by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025
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