asspepper

What you put on after assault

Asspepper goes great with assault

by Ivan_Wakinov May 29, 2018

asspreneur

A young female who wants to succeed in the business world by exposing her ass across social media platforms.

- Jennifer posted 5 photos of her ass today, did you see them all dude!?
- Yeah, she is going places man, such an asspreneur. I admire her.

by tolgaonuk February 27, 2018

Asslete

describing someone keen on their sport to the point of being an asshole.

Jeff won’t stop going on about his fucking triathlon and how he only eats pasta and can’t drink, what an asslete.

by Matterbox September 21, 2019

Asshley

A bootylicious woman named Ashley. She puts the ass in Asshley.
If you stare she'll slap you with one of her big titties.

Mmmm gotta get me some of that Asshley.

Tits and Asshley.

by Jizzebel October 21, 2021

Asspload

Sound of your ass blowing up.

I ASSPLOADED!

by LuffyOniiSan May 1, 2009

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer September 14, 2008

asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

by CartlidgeIsGay February 2, 2009