Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010

Call Assist

Buch of underage workers grinding for sesh money.

Awee man; I gotta go call assist to afford that gram

by fdsBihtobz October 23, 2018

Golden Assist

A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.

Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!

by AdrienBoerger January 19, 2009

executive assistant

1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"

1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.

by your significant other January 26, 2007

google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

golden assist

When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.

Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.

by UnknownNumero1 January 19, 2009