dumb-assity

The audacity of the dumbass.

my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!

by fixit fox May 20, 2009

aishiteimasu

means 'i love you' in japanese

if you ever run into a japanese speaking person and want to get your point across just say aishiteimasu

by Aurore April 30, 2006

Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.

Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.

by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009

Ashita

A beautiful girl who is sometimes shy but not most of the time. Ashitas also they laugh really weird, and are in one of the popular groups in school.

I wish Ashita was my friend.

by Guest8163 May 20, 2019

Bored as shit

Studying managerial economics

University Student 1: Hey, you want to go and get bored as shit later tonight?

University Student 2: No thanks, I'd rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the Dave Matthews Band

by Kabob King September 12, 2013

Asshat

(ass; hat) -noun

1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.

That guy is such an asshat!

by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010

asshattery

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.

This asshattery has gone on for long enough!

by Brash December 13, 2008