Asswater

1. The pronunciation that many people from Appalachia use when saying “ice water“.

2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.

Customer: Do you serve Coke products?
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-

Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!

by Puppet Villain June 30, 2020

Far Asshattan

Deep outer borough NYC.

I thought you said this party was in Bushwick, not Far Asshattan.

by ccbk November 18, 2015

Death Valley Asswater

Something extremely hot.

Fireball tastes like Death Valley Asswater.

by Trap Master Max June 24, 2016

Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

assmaster

One who is a master of ass.

Man, he has been dating so many women this year that assmaster!

by ClueMonster January 7, 2003

Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012