asschaffiritis

Severe ass chaffing to the point of crying.

I have the worst case of asschaffiritis from this heat!!

by Chrisboren270 August 18, 2017

Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up

Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss

by Sinbaddad69 March 13, 2019

Asshat

A crude insult to describe a rude or inconsiderate person.

Person 1: "Wow, he's such an asshat"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know right"

by artist_chaz March 15, 2019

asswhat

an asswhat is an asswhat.

guy one: Alyssa is an asswhat

by ya boi 96 August 11, 2019

Asshattishness

The quality of being asshattish; churlishness

Stop this asshattishness at once, you little fucktard, or I'll stop it for you.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshatter

One who is not only an asshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts

Messley Snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, "I am an Asshatter!" to absolve his debt. (true story)

At the Taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at the amiable Hispanic cashier. I was forced to kick his asshatter ass.

by Lil Tiniest March 15, 2011

asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007