assraped

1. Literal - To be the recipient of anal sex against one's will.

2. Slang - To be in a bad situation beyond one's control; to be specifically and individually mistreated in a situation.

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2. After my boss drew up a schedule with more hours for me to work, he cut my pay! I'm totally being assraped here!

by marie13 February 12, 2005

Extreme Assrape

An expression used to convey extraordinary amounts of euphoria.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear? The Yankees won the game!
Friend 2: Wow!
Random bystander: Really? Oh yeah! EXTREME ASSRAPE!!!!

by Mentus September 28, 2007

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

assrape

What happens to a man when he is subjected to no-fault divorce in the court system. It typically includes the loss of his children, the taking of his money, and the knowledge that the supposed "perfect" justice system is completely biased towards the woman

Poor Joe, he came home one day to find the house empty and his son gone, along with a summons to family court. He was able to fight to see his child twice a year and pays his ex-wife 13,000/year in child support. He is the victim of assrape

If you are a man, the only verb that applies to you in a U.S. family court system. Equality means the woman gets everything and the man receives assrape

Go Justice! Go Assrape!

by Will_I_Aren't December 2, 2010

assrape

to get totally scammed or taken advantage of

Holy shit, it's ten bucks to get into the new Tomb Raider movie? What a total assrape.
Your boss jypped you overtime? Holy assrape.

by d July 27, 2003

assrapery

The act of forcing anal sex.

The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.

by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008

Assrape

A vigorous double-handed butt squeeze without consent, usually for the shocked reaction.

I assraped Vladimir the other day, and OH MY GOD, his ass must have been carved by angels.

by Red Fleming June 29, 2011