Aspiring Actress

A girl with no real job who thinks their looks will get them into Hollywood, as opposed to a "working actress" who has a day job and might do regional theater or small roles in film and TV, or commercials. Commonly seen on reality TV.

I'm an aspiring actress. No, I haven't gotten any work yet, but I've sent out my new headshots!

by FlowersBlackwing January 30, 2009

aspie

a geek of intelligence and perserverance. Interesting, but not much into small talk.

Ooooh! Aspies are so hot!

by Mac Mama Geek June 28, 2004

aspirationalist

Someone who aspires to be something/someone else.

Don drinks Peroni because he's an aspirationalist...he should be drinking Miller Lite cuz Peroni is out of his league.

by Pladset July 6, 2008

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

aspiring cop

Young white male incels who become domestic terrorists

Kyle Rittenhouse is an aspiring cop

by DongDungaree August 29, 2020

Aspire

To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.

Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.

Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.

Alternative spelling; asspire

"Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit"

by Willystroker May 2, 2007

Aspie

Aspies are mysterious, intelligent, rather ungraceful, and eccentric humans with obsessive tendencies, critical intellectual, creative and/or artistic abilities, an impaired "sixth sense", and a certain innate immunization against groupthink. They may not always behave or respond like you expect, but they're still cool and interesting people.

My cousin is an Aspie. She's a bit weird and lonely, but very studious and intelligent. Her room is full of science stuff and arts, and she did the recital at my aunt's funeral. She was in the top 1000 SAT scores of the state this year.

by PorcupineCanadian June 23, 2018