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apollo 13 

when you have to be resourceful and imaginative when confronted by a unexpected disaster . Using objects and resources at hand rather then what you really need.
On a road trip , in the middle of nowhere, your alternator dies but you have to keep going or risk dieing in the godforsaken place you find yourself. So you have to turn off the CD player, the heater, turn off the dash lights, unplug one of the headlights to conserve what juice the battery has stored in it to make to where the problem can be rectified.
As with the Apollo 13 astronauts when disaster struck them, using available resources to get home
apollo 13 by dogboy14 December 17, 2009
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Apollo-getics 

The geeks indulged in some Apollo-getics and counter-Apollo-getics far into the night.
Apollo-getics by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Apollo is super straight 

person1: haha apollo is gay
person2:no, apollo is super straight

Apollo Justice 

THE MOST FRICKEN ADORABLE LITTLE DEFENSE ATTORNEY EVER! His hair is amazing, and he's awesome. He is a bit aggressive though. Probably gay. Yes, he's probably gay for Klavier Gavin. Klavier Gavin gave him the nickname of Herr Forehead, which means Mr. Forehead, mocking is overly large head. His forehead isn't big, he's just smarter than you, Klavier. But he is definitely gay tho. Apollo is probably the one to be hitting someone during a trial. Klapollo is the best ship since Wrightworth. DO NOT SAY YOU SHIP HOBOPOLLO (Pheonix Wright x Apollo Justice). IF MAKES NO DAMN SENSE. I made a definition on Hobopollo if you wanna read it :)

Anyway, Apollo Justice always be like "I'M FFFFFIINNEEEEE"

He's also a dumbass most of the time.
Klavier: Herr Forehead, you look a little tense.. are you-

Apollo: I'M FINEEEEEE

Apollo Justice is also kind of weird

apollo giest 

A chief officer in the government of darkness. Caused a lot of havok in the mid 1970's.
"Apollo Giest is on the top."
apollo giest by Anonymous May 12, 2004
When two men perform the fine art of fellatio on one another in the sixty nine position.
Last nights Apollo 11 was one giant leap for man kind.
Apollo 11 by Guam guy January 12, 2014
The best God damn place to get breakfast on a late start Friday in Burbank. Double cheese burgers and breakfast burritos fucking own your face.
Max: Hey it's a late start on Friday.
Carlos: We go to Apollo's?
Max: =D
Carlos: MMMMMMMMM!
Apollo's by BALL ON FOOT April 20, 2005