Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022

Antiques

Slang term from middle England for Cocaine.

You ready for the weekend. I need some antiques?

I've got the number of a good Antique Dealer!

Sweet, does he he deliver?

Antiques Roadshow mate. Antiques roadshow!

by RalffTonFull June 21, 2018

Antique

Pulling an antique is making a classic overplayed move that is to be expected by others

He pulled an absolute antique last night, shouldn’t even be surprised at this point...

by Bridget Jones November 23, 2021

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

antique farm equipment

also see black child

antique farm equipment

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 19, 2023