anticonsultite

Anticonsultite (an’-ti-con-sul’-tite): noun – one with a keen distrust of consultants – resulting in teeth grinding anger at least once per week. Typically spends an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out how to bow out of contracts but knowing that the cost and expense to do so would yield no positive results and that the consultant has the power to actually make things worse in the system if they have tendencies for vengeance – thus leaving the anticonsultite feeling like a hostage.

Recent projects in the company and general shadiness of consultants have positioned me as a firm anticonsultite.

by awfugit June 18, 2013

anaconda

1. A large breed of snake.
2. Slang; the male reproductive organ.

1. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!
2. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!

by The_Hero_of_Winds May 19, 2015

anticonstitutionnellement

It's the longuest word in French.
It's also one of the worls that is very hard to spell.

A: I am super good at spelling.
B: Alright well show me. Spell ''anticonstitutionnellement''
A: No problem!! A-N-T-I-C-O-N-S-T-I-T-U-T-I-O-N-N-E-L-L-E-M-E-N-T!!!
B: Now try doing that in one breath!!!!

by djofvnehrhfnv e October 29, 2019

double anaconda

To have a penis in your ass and your vagina at the same time

Robyn took a double anaconda last night

by Robyn Davis and Megan Knight April 17, 2015

anticon

the single most progressive, innovative and underappreciated hip-hop label around. uncanny genius.

ian: anticon is tops.
eric: for true.

by e*rex April 8, 2004

anaconda chalupa

shoving a black dildo into an ass filled with ground beef, sour cream, tomatoes, cheese, and of course onions.

My friend slid an anaconda chalupa in my asshole last night...then i passed out.

by Chandler Loupe January 26, 2009

abuse your anaconda

to jack off

hayden: whats another way to say masterbate
dax: abuse your anaconda

by joseph the one from MMS December 5, 2010