your ancestors are molesters

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*
by Ancested molested March 22, 2018
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Ancestor

1. The people who got laid so you could exist

2. The people who are watching you from the afterlife, and are definitely disappointed in you
1. My ancestor got on Catherine the Great’s good side, and now I exist.

2. I felt my ancestors’ shame when I couldn’t find the guts ask Lucy out.
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Ur Ancestors Incestors

Ur Ancestors Incestors is a failed attempt at creating the most powerful roast in existence.

It was calculated to have power beyond "Ur Family Tree LGBT", but actually caps off around Ur Dad Lesbian. Not many know of this though, and it is often misused.
Carl: Ur Granny Tranny
John: You fool... You brought this upon yourself... Ur Ancestors Incestors!
Carl: Yeah I guess they are
John: *Explodes due to lack of defense*
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