When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re
by mister669 June 11, 2020
Get the Uh oh Retard Alert mug.A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.
Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*
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by shindigger1 January 26, 2009
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by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
Get the underage user alert mug.1.The most manly last name on the planet, anyone who has this this last name is certainly privileged (and manly). Men with this last name are particularly awesome, very handsome, cute, funny, athletic, and love sammiches-- however, these sammiches must be made by a cute girl wearing black heels and a cowgirl hat.
2. True identity of a superhero who could totally take superman, batman, and hitler at the same time.
3. Anyone with this last name is caring, sweet, generally nice and very supportove. (And Manly.)
2. True identity of a superhero who could totally take superman, batman, and hitler at the same time.
3. Anyone with this last name is caring, sweet, generally nice and very supportove. (And Manly.)
1. "Wow that guy is so strong, he must me an Alutius, I'm going to put on my heels and bring him a sammich."
2."Look, Captain Alutius has come to save us!"
3.Yeah, and the Alutius's son is so manly and brave and tough, did I mention manly?
2."Look, Captain Alutius has come to save us!"
3.Yeah, and the Alutius's son is so manly and brave and tough, did I mention manly?
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(Bald midget prostitute walks by)
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
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