Person: I need to play fortnite!
Me: Why you just got off like 5 mintues ago?
Person: But I need to play it!
Me: Stop being a ss alto!!
Me: Why you just got off like 5 mintues ago?
Person: But I need to play it!
Me: Stop being a ss alto!!
by A Kind Gentleman December 7, 2019
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A.k.a EPA
A.k.a EPA
Marc Nigga: Lets go over the Dumbarton bridge to go to Palo Alto
White Guy: But we would have to go throw East Palo Alto to get there
Marc Nigga: So then do we take the 20 minutes drive around EPA
White Guy: Yeah..
White Guy: But we would have to go throw East Palo Alto to get there
Marc Nigga: So then do we take the 20 minutes drive around EPA
White Guy: Yeah..
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by kaellisxey September 29, 2005
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a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
by Sasha Henke July 20, 2007
Get the Torviscas Alto mug.An adjective created by the NY based Music Group "Undefined Society" used to explain oneself as; the highest acceptance, the best looking, fashion complaining, High attitude and state of mind person possible.
"Oh my god Jasmine look at Raul! He's so Super-Valid-Fashion-Bitchin-Espe-Alto-Gorgeous in those jeans right now."
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mostly it are girls between 13-15 years old and think its cool to "be" an alto or a gothic
when you ask them what to name a few metal bands the give as example kane, busted, avril lavigne or something as intwine
mostly it are girls between 13-15 years old and think its cool to "be" an alto or a gothic
when you ask them what to name a few metal bands the give as example kane, busted, avril lavigne or something as intwine
they wear clothes which they have in 10 different BRIGHT colors..explaination for the raindow alto
they cut theirselfs cause they think that is what gothics are about
Wears loads of colourful plastic jewellery. again in atleast 10 different colors
and they start crying if you tell them to go away cause its not about being cool and you don't wanna hang out with a 13 year old girl.
they cut theirselfs cause they think that is what gothics are about
Wears loads of colourful plastic jewellery. again in atleast 10 different colors
and they start crying if you tell them to go away cause its not about being cool and you don't wanna hang out with a 13 year old girl.
by henkie December 15, 2004
Get the Wannabe Alto mug.In Palo Alto, we do it hardcore. The East Meadow gang doesn't fuck around wit nobody. They can often be seen at Walgreens, trying on bras, buying condoms and being pushed around in shopping carts. When I see the former JLS crew, I hide in the nearest shrubbery.
One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.
For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!
Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.
Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.
The best park in Palo Alto is Mitchell Park. This area is where most of the ghettoist Palo Alto bitches n hoes can be found- ya heard?! Damnn straight! It also has dances where little 7th grade skanks think they can wear too much eyeliner, dress in abercrombie tanks and jean miniskirts, and dance suggestively.
Kids in Palo Alto often say "hella sketch," "cool," "aite," and "sexy."
East of Palo Alto, there is a city called, "East Palo Alto," which, at one point, had the highest murder rate in the United Stated. EPA kids keep it ghetto wit dere cartoon backbacks, Applebottom jeans, and RocaWear.
One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.
For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!
Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.
Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.
The best park in Palo Alto is Mitchell Park. This area is where most of the ghettoist Palo Alto bitches n hoes can be found- ya heard?! Damnn straight! It also has dances where little 7th grade skanks think they can wear too much eyeliner, dress in abercrombie tanks and jean miniskirts, and dance suggestively.
Kids in Palo Alto often say "hella sketch," "cool," "aite," and "sexy."
East of Palo Alto, there is a city called, "East Palo Alto," which, at one point, had the highest murder rate in the United Stated. EPA kids keep it ghetto wit dere cartoon backbacks, Applebottom jeans, and RocaWear.
Hoe DaFuck: "Palo Alto has one very cool homeless guy with a laptop. He's my hero!... I don't even have a laptop!"
"Cool" Palo Alto Parent: "Damnn that guy's hella sketch."
Mitchell Park Dance Girl: "OMG I lyk luv abercrombie, and have lyk a million of their jean miniskirts-- just lyk all the other Mitchell Park Dance girls!! LOLz!!"
MMM: "I like eggs. Anarchy!"
C-HAN: "The PAPCM Associaton (Palo Alto Pipe Cleaner Men Association) is the coolest thing ever! I love them!"
PG, JS, and CH: "WALGREENS IS THE BEST! Aww mayn, C------- is the coolest girl ever wit her grill and all."
Beezy: "CLANCY's MY BFF!"
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"At least one of the taggers was a girl, Cox said."- Palo Alto Weekly
Paper: "yay! thats me MUAHAHA no seriously hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
look, see for your self! it has it's own paragraph! hahaha
why is it so funny?? well it's cause it's so random, it has like nothing to do with anything, it's like, the most sexist thing I've heard all year!"
"Cool" Palo Alto Parent: "Damnn that guy's hella sketch."
Mitchell Park Dance Girl: "OMG I lyk luv abercrombie, and have lyk a million of their jean miniskirts-- just lyk all the other Mitchell Park Dance girls!! LOLz!!"
MMM: "I like eggs. Anarchy!"
C-HAN: "The PAPCM Associaton (Palo Alto Pipe Cleaner Men Association) is the coolest thing ever! I love them!"
PG, JS, and CH: "WALGREENS IS THE BEST! Aww mayn, C------- is the coolest girl ever wit her grill and all."
Beezy: "CLANCY's MY BFF!"
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"At least one of the taggers was a girl, Cox said."- Palo Alto Weekly
Paper: "yay! thats me MUAHAHA no seriously hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
look, see for your self! it has it's own paragraph! hahaha
why is it so funny?? well it's cause it's so random, it has like nothing to do with anything, it's like, the most sexist thing I've heard all year!"
by missghettopimpette July 15, 2006
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