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palo alto 

A rich Northern California town about 40 miles south of San Francisco. People cannot stress enough how rediculiouslly rich the residents of Palo Alto are. A one room shack cost more then a 10 room mansion in Connecticut. It's known as the Greenwich of the west coast. Palo Alto is made up of two sections, the north end and the south end. The north end is the older part, full of old large mansions, Downtown, and Stanford University. The south end is new and more hip, full of large, four story, city like town houses and a starbucks or apple store on every block. There are two high schools, Gunn and Paly. Palo Alto is known for having two of the best public high schools in the country, Gunn ranking 50th in the country. Kids that grow up in Palo Alto have larger trust funds then Paris Hilton and more then 3/4 either go to a UC school (UCLA, UC Berkeley) or Stanford. The other 50 kids either go out of state, go to Foothill Communty College, or live off their parents millions. Laguna Beach should have been filmed in Palo Alto, the kids are richer, the houses are larger, and the people are hotter. The Grateful Dead are from Palo Alto, and many famous artists, poets, and bands from the 60's and 70's got their start in Palo Alto, making Palo Alto the largest hippie town full of rich people in the world. Like greenwich in CT, there are other rich towns that boarder Palo Alto. Darien, Wilton, Westport, and Fairfield are the rich towns that boarder Greenwich, whereas, Atherton, Woodside, Menlo Park, and Los Altos are the super rediculiosly rich towns that boarder Palo Alto. A lot of famous internet people, sports people, and hollywood people live in Palo Alto, and even the cool homeless guy that hangs out by Piazza's has a laptop and rolex watch. Stanford Shopping Center is also the most damn expensive place to shop for designer clothes, and serves a good sandwhich from La Bagguet.
Greenwich girl: "Hey i'm from Greenwich CT, and I just bought a polo shirt and a lacoste skirt, where are you from?"

Palo Alto girl: "Im from Palo Alto, only the homeless people in my town wear polo."

Greenwhich girl: "I used to live in Palo Alto, then we sold are $2 million one room shack and bought a mansion in CT, funny huh!"

Palo Alto Guy: "I was thinking of driving down to LA to audition for that new Johnny Depp movie, but my Jag's in the shop I dont want to be seen driving around in my mom's porsch."

Palo Alto Guy #2: "How is Johnny doin these days."

Homeless person: "Please miss give me some spare change."

Palo Alto woman: "Im sorry all i have is a wallet full of $100's and seven visa black cards, will a $100 be alright?"

Homeless person: "I guess if thats the best you can do."
palo alto by ThankYouGerry21 July 28, 2006
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A fat ass loser that has o friends and can't go 1 hour without fortnite.
Person: I need to play fortnite!
Me: Why you just got off like 5 mintues ago?
Person: But I need to play it!
Me: Stop being a ss alto!!
ss alto by A Kind Gentleman December 7, 2019

East Palo Alto 

One of the only places that all the marc ass niggas and white people stay away from in the bay area
A.k.a EPA
Marc Nigga: Lets go over the Dumbarton bridge to go to Palo Alto

White Guy: But we would have to go throw East Palo Alto to get there

Marc Nigga: So then do we take the 20 minutes drive around EPA

White Guy: Yeah..
East Palo Alto by @originalloet November 10, 2011

palo alto 

palo alto is a town in california which is a kick ass town, with the high schools, Gunn and Paly.
Palo Alto is a Kick ass place to live
palo alto by kaellisxey September 29, 2005

Torviscas Alto 

noun, geogr.

a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
Movin' to Torviscas Alto next month: the rent will eventually kill me but I will die in style.
Torviscas Alto by Sasha Henke July 20, 2007

Super-Valid-Fashion-Bitchin-Espe-Alto-Gorgeous 

An adjective created by the NY based Music Group "Undefined Society" used to explain oneself as; the highest acceptance, the best looking, fashion complaining, High attitude and state of mind person possible.
"Oh my god Jasmine look at Raul! He's so Super-Valid-Fashion-Bitchin-Espe-Alto-Gorgeous in those jeans right now."

Wannabe Alto 

we call it "regenboog alto" translated rainbow alto

mostly it are girls between 13-15 years old and think its cool to "be" an alto or a gothic

when you ask them what to name a few metal bands the give as example kane, busted, avril lavigne or something as intwine
they wear clothes which they have in 10 different BRIGHT colors..explaination for the raindow alto

they cut theirselfs cause they think that is what gothics are about

Wears loads of colourful plastic jewellery. again in atleast 10 different colors

and they start crying if you tell them to go away cause its not about being cool and you don't wanna hang out with a 13 year old girl.
Wannabe Alto by henkie December 15, 2004