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almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:
almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.
by Bolin! October 20, 2008
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almighty stan

a man with hair longer than any normal girl.
girl:damn, that is one almighty stan, i wish my hair was as sleek and shiny

dude: thanks, the secret is i wash, rinse, and repeat... TWICE
by mandersmagee September 12, 2009
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The Almighty

Redundant. Obviously should be shortened to simply THE. THE is awesome and has the best stories. THE is everything every man ever dreamed of being. THE always stops his motorcycle with an Endo! THE loves Tabasco but hates hot stuff. Every chick in the universe loves THE. If you've gone fast, THE has gone faster; with a hot chick. If you've jumped high, THE has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the ass. If you both got 6 packs, THE drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. THE should have been in the NFL, but chose a shitty, menial, average-paying service job instead.
Dude1: I saw the hottest chick at the bar.
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.

THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....
by The A Fox July 31, 2012
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almightier

al·might·i·er (ol-'mI-tE-&r)
adj.

1) to regard or refer to oneself as 1337, thereby proclaiming superiority over n00bs.

2) also used as an interjection to mean "keep it real!"
1) don't be frontin like you think you be almightier an' shiet.

2) word, man. almightier!
by APSpecialist June 13, 2005
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God Almighty

God Almighty is the creator of every life and things in the whole universe. He is the sovereign in the universe. He loves every person that He gave His only begotten son, Jesus Christ. He is the only one to be praised and to be served.
God Almighty is the king of all kings
by Annyeong June 9, 2021
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lawd almighty

When a muthafucka starts some shit with a holy black man and it's time to whip some ass three the hard way
This silly muthafucka keep starting shit with me Lawd Almighty let me whip put my holy foot up this muthafuckas ass!!!
by Brazilasslover August 27, 2016
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almida

Shej is The most beautiful, kind and gorgeus girl in the whole universe. If you get into a fight with her you better apologize very very quickly
Ayy yoo, that girl is so nice!

Yee because she's a Almida
by That really sexy girl in class December 13, 2016
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