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Alternate Futures

Alternate Futures is this ability to go and try to do different things without any of the consequences. You can just revert to a save point in your mind.

Like, you have this set button on you, and when you hit it, anything you do can be reset to that time when you hit the set button

That way you could do whatever you want. Hit the set button, go punch your father and then hit reset. No consequences. It's insane.

Wow
Yo dawg, last night I alternate futured myself, took a plane to LA and met Bruce Willis...
by Alex Edwards August 16, 2005
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alvernate

To act in anyway that pisses you off... Anything you want it to be
"Bobby your so fucking alvernate"
by Elove September 5, 2006
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Alternate Take Freak

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.
"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo
by reddddddddddddddddd August 23, 2011
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Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.
An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Alternatesexual

Something Nemesis is please help her my god I fucking hate her
Nemesis: Hey Basil I'm alternatesexual
Basil: Please leave me the fuck alone
by Basil0109 June 14, 2022
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Alternate

Some black hole colored man that is 10'4 and likes to do ASMR is your ear.
We need to stay inside to not alert the Alternates.
by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022
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Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole
by eleanormarx November 26, 2022
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