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Bong Tokin Alcoholic

When a casual smoke means hitting a 5 footer and goin easy on the booze means 24 or less.
Someone who smokes pot every second they have free and thinks they are part of a beer-athon. That is a Bong Tokin Alcoholic.
by MAYNARD 1 February 3, 2007
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alcoholic

People who drink themselves into oblivion on a regular basis i.e. the scots
I've never seen anyone drink as much as those scots they are bloody alcoholics.
I travelled throughout europe and no one puts the drink away like the scottish people haha
by English Princess March 18, 2008
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functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
by d May 13, 2005
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alcoholic bitch

a bitch who loves to drink alcoholic drinks in parties or everywhere
You're an alcoholic bitch! get your ass off me!
by kurlotz December 3, 2007
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Alcoholic

1. A title earned, not given.

2. A person who never has a bad time at any bar
1. Beer in the morning, beer in the evening, beer at supper time! When beer is in a bottle, you can drink beer anytime!!!

2.
Club head guido: That music sucked at that bar last night! There wasn't anything I could even pump my fist to! Im never going back!

Alcoholic: The beer on tap was ice cold and fresh, Im going back tomorrow! PENNY BEERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
by get_crunk_with_fat_sluts April 27, 2009
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weekend alcoholic

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."
by D. Gould February 19, 2006
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alconomics

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.
I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.
by hermungus January 7, 2011
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