Alabama

Where you marry and fuck your sister.

Sweet home, incest country!

In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.

by biggahniggah February 14, 2019

alabama arm cannon

The act of thrusting ones arm into a man or women's ass hole, once in the male/female pushes out explosive diarrhea which builds up and/or leaks out until the man or women pulls their fist out of the anus creating a blast of liquid shit.

"As Mark pulled his fist out Jordan's anal cavity liquid shit spewed all over Marks face, thus creating an Alabama arm cannon."

by FrozenSugarlumps December 18, 2013

Alabama caesar salad

When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.

Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.

by KeepItAwkward October 8, 2015

Aakarshan

A rare animal-skilled, talented, over qualified most of the times. Also known as "the guy with a big nose", cute though. He's the kind of puppy everyone wants to pet, hah, but you're lucky of you get one. He's smart, he's famous, he's high maintainance. Don't get me wrong, he's like that last slice of pizza- you'll be the happiest if you get it, you'll want it but you can't have it.
Basically just perfect. Hah. Lucky me.

Guy1- I wasn't selected for the job, I'm over qualified according to them.
Guy2 - So you are the AAKARSHAN hah

by Perfection101meow October 20, 2018

Aakarsh

Oh my god he is the most attractive mf in the entire world. Looks like a greek god but is a big softie on the inside. Is fiercly loyal and has the jiu jitsu skills to back it up. If you find yourself an aakarsh then you're lucky af. If he also happens to be part of the simp church Stuff and Things you have found the original, the fking incredible, the deity who graces you just because you are in his presence. Be sure to burn a marshmallow every time you eat one as an offering to him, or he will strike you down with his wrath. Anyways, to sum it up, HOT af, Nice, smart enough to do complex galactic calculus, and just overall an absolute g.

dude: Bro, is that an AAKARSH?!?!??!?!
dude 2: yeah it is I somehow breathe the same air as him

by bonbons69 December 2, 2020

Alabama Hammock

When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.

So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!

by Iceman18 July 11, 2019

Alabama lovin’

The loud sex that rednecks have in the state of Alabama, in which the whole family joins in to have some fun!

Guy from Atlanta: Damn! I can hear all that Alabama lovin’ from 100 miles away!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019