alamort

Confounded, struck dumb, unable to say or do anything

I was alamort when de booley dog pinched me.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Alamogordo

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.

I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.

by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

allimo

A girl, how does not live in Texas as one might think. She is very strong and is very opinionated. She likes nachos, but does not really care for green beans. She is always fun to talk to, the conversations never get boring. But she will make you uncomfortable 99% of the time by using phrases like "daddy" or "kinky". She has a great sense of humor, for the most part. She loves reading fan fiction and chocolate. She loud and proud. Everybody loves her, despite her none stop talk of "Larry". If you have an Allimo in your life, hold on to her. But keep her away from your dog, thinks will get sexual real quick.

Allimo just stole my lunch.

by Zoeeeluvr February 18, 2017

Alamony

Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.

For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018

allimoore

a slang term from north carolina mean gang leader or big boss

the allimoore says its time for war

by ifek July 2, 2020

Alamo Elementary School

Alamo Elementary School is a small school in Alamo California and consists of grades from kindergarten to 5th grade. As of 2020 they got a new principal. This school has been around for a very long time and is a very very rich school but yet has bad teachers.

"what school does your little sister go to?"
"she goes to alamo elementary school."
"oh where is that at?"
"its in alamo california aka a really rich area of the bay area in cali"
"mkmk"

by ballslicker9000but69 February 11, 2021

Cherry Alamode

Cherry Alamode is when a dude fucks a girl on her period, then when the dude is done the mixture of semen and period blood will slowly seep out of her coochie.

Dude: Let's fuck.
Girl: I can't I'm on my period.
Dude: Then we'll have a "Cherry Alamode"

by SovietBirb December 5, 2019