alabama hot pocket

when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth

Emma: yes now let’s shit

Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban

Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar

Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket

by woah really that’s sick tbf December 15, 2019

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.

Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 19, 2022

Alabama hot pocket

Taking a mean shit in her pussy.

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome

Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

by TitsGritsnLit March 21, 2020