Aled

Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.

Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!

by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019

Ale

The name that your parents call you when they're too lazy to use your full name when you live in some place with bad ping in asia.

"Hey Ale how are you doing"

by Abort-M3 July 04, 2019

ALS

Having 'After-Lunch Sex' or ALS means sex with full stomach which is very unhealthy, first because of the intense ‘physical activity’, and then for gulping energy drinks and powerbars to make up for bodily ‘resource loss’ afterwards.
Is in contrast with other healthy types of sex i.e. BLS (Before-Lunch Sex), LNS (Late Night Sex) and EBS (Early-Bird Sex).

1-
Jude: A friend of mine has challenged me to ALS on Facebook. That’s not proper. I’m married now!
Larry: He doesn’t mean after-sex lunch, you idiot!

2-
Had an extra large pizza the other day followed by ALS with the hot girl from work. Threw up before I could finish my Snickers!

by Silent Lake August 29, 2014

aling

Added to the end of sentences to make you sound more gangster, and emphasise what you're saying.

That's sick, alie aling!

by That Ging February 15, 2007

als

age, location, sex

Hi! What is your als?

by EuronymousMayhem June 13, 2020

AL

ASMR legends is often associated with the term al and is an iconic term in the middle east

those asmr legends are AL

by AL cheif June 10, 2019

AL

A term for a chic every guy is crushing over, ladies be careful if you here your boyfriend saying “AL” to one of his homies he probably has another chic 😘

holy shit bro is that “AL” is all over you!

by Codes for the bros April 27, 2020