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Minsk Agreement

This can have two defenitions,

1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to

Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money
"You cant tell me Tim actually agreed with mark!"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"
by Bill Billy Bob July 26, 2023
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spanish agreement

this means you started talking to your friend, but nwither of you fuys remembered the convo within 5 hours therfor its a spanish agreement
boy “ honestly…. end of day you bad as fuck

and ill always support you in spanish agreements”

girl *nothing*
by Avewhorieee June 15, 2022
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prehumptial agreement

Bill and Jane signed a prehumptial agreement before engaging in intercourse
by thearauser May 1, 2020
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Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.
"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."
by Deauley May 7, 2018
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furious agreement

When two people get into a heated exchange, oblivious to the fact that they’re both saying basically the same thing - the only difference being phrasing.

The opposite of “talking past each other.”
Hold up, I think you’re in furious agreement. You’re both on the same side here, even if it doesn’t sound like it.
by robynsun May 7, 2024
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Prerestraining order agreement

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010
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Frienuptual agreement

Frienuptual agreement is when a set of friend s decide to part ways, both getting nothing from one another.
Steve and Charles are having a frienuptual agreement. They are not longer going to be friends, and neither one of them are getting anything out of it.
by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009
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