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Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.
I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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afternoon delight

n. the sex act (fucking)

Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
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Afternoon Delight

A brand of marijuana favored by Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development.
Michael: Maybe give her a little... Afternoon delight.
Oscar: The only question is, which way do I try to get it into her?
Michael: I don't want to know the details!
by lackofmops September 25, 2014
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Saturday afternoon movie

A movie that you stumble upon while surfing through the channels on a rainy Saturday afternoon and watch because you have nothing else better to do. Typically a decent flick, but you wouldn't go out of your way to see it; rather, you are solely watching it out of convenience. Often shown on cable networks such as TNT, FX, and USA.

Examples include: The Rock, Con Air, Tremors, Die Hard's 1-4, any other movie by Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich, etc...
"Dude, Con Air and The Rock are possible the two best Saturday afternoon movies of all time."

"The 1990's saw the production of many awesome Saturday afternoon movies."
by shoelace April 23, 2012
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Afternoonkie

Afternoon nookie. Having some midday sex.
"My girlfriend surprised me by coming over for some afternoonkie."
by drawmonkey June 12, 2012
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Afternoonover

Tiredness, nausea and lack of motivation that arises after stopping drinking in the middle of the day often at a business lunch.
4 in the afternoon in law firm offices.

Guy 1: Bud, you look awful, where've you been?

Guy 2: I was having a liquid lunch with the partners, just a couple of gins - thought I'd be fine, but now I've got a killer afternoonover!
by Netherley December 15, 2012
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Afternooncore

A song with daycore vocals and nightcore melody. The vocals are very deep and slow, while the melody is fast and cheery.
Lisa: Hey, did you forget to pitch up the vocals on your new nightcore video?
Jennie: Nope, I made an afternooncore song.
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