Agfanistan

Another word for King Leopolds Belgium, runned by Agfa Gevaert or a place as in a print shop totally own by Agfa Gevaert.

Those bloody Agfanistanies have come to stay.
I wish I worked in a company outside Agfanistan.

Agfanistan by Agfa Suck October 15, 2009

Afganistan 

It is a wonderful place with bombs and terrorists.

Afganistan is located on Earth.

Afganistan by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017

afganistan 

Someone like nuckra, who cannot spell

did you mean afghanistan -Google

afganistan by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Afghanistanism 

N. The act of criticizing or fighting injustices in distant lands, yet ignoring injustices in one's own nation or local community.

Term used frequenlty 1960s and 1970s, notably by American journalists. Definition derived from work of media scholar Carolyn Martindale.

Bill: I think I'm going to join the Peace Corps. There are too many hungry and poor people in Asia.

Ted: You're from Detroit? The people there aren't good enough for your help?

Bill: It's not the same.

Ted: You suffer from a serious case of Afghanistanism.

Afghanistanism by editor, f-ed up dictionary December 1, 2009

Afghanistnam 

Term describing the ongoing US War in Afghanistan and how similar it is to the US War in Vietnam. Afghanist + nam = Afghanistnam

The war in Afghanistnam is going on 8 years now. Instead of fighting Communists in the jungles of Vietnam, we are fighting Terrorists in the mountains of Afghanistan!

Afghanistnam by yeshua2000 October 9, 2009

afghanistaned 

When someone / something gets one over you.

1) TONY: I worked so hard this Summer to pass my dental exams. I know Suzy has been partying the whole summer, hasn't attended a single lecture and finished the exam 15 minutes before I did. Yet she still got higher marks than me..
ME: Yeah mate she afghanisted you.

2) DRU: Kelly you just missed the turning for McDonalds!
KELLY: Sorry! The turning just came out of nowhere!
DRU: The road just afghanistaned u.

3) DRU: You came with that girl and now she's dancing with another guy. Look!
PETE: I just got afghanistaned :(

afghanistaned by DRU June 9, 2013

afghandustan 

True name of the hell hole also known as Afghanistan. Afghans are Gandus so Afghan + Gandu = Afghandustan.

Afghandustan is a shit hole of the world

afghandustan by Baad maan July 18, 2021