Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.

"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response

Roper Advice by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

Relationship Advice by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

financial advice 

something my math teacher needs

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?

financial advice by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024

ministeerial advice

Preacher-palaver dat voices directives/opinions regarding either maneuvering a vehicle or working with cattle.

Many "men of da cloth" have a regular "axe to grind" as far as supporting/condoning big-business interests like auto-manufacturing or ranching, and so I would feel uneasy about asking those "prejudiced pulpit-prattlers" for ministeerial advice.

ministeerial advice by QuacksO April 24, 2026

Improvised explosive advice 

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.

She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.

Improvised explosive advice by lovelyspam September 8, 2011

Million Dollar Advice

A great advice given by someone, which is taken as really helpful. If it's a "million dollar advice", it will be told to next person, and next etc.

someone 1: yo, man we got maths exam tomorrow, that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!

Million Dollar Advice by theyo-coach March 24, 2019

Don’t-let-go advice 

Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.

Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »

Don’t-let-go advice by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019