absense

The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.

In Ray's absense, I will present the information.

by office_instigator September 24, 2016

Abandoned

When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.

Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!

by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014

Abandon

Dad

Son: hey mom, why did dad abandon us?

Mom: because he was a cheating son of a gun

by Dads milk December 1, 2019

abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009

Absent-hearted

A person who lacks empathy, is incapable of true love and accordingly has no real friends.

That narcissistic creep is so absent-hearted that he doesn't even really love himself.

by KirkChi April 7, 2015

Aasanah

A tall girl thats a crack head is very lonly so talks to her asian friend and he does not give a fu#kin damn what she says what so ever

My name is Ass - ana/ aasanah and i laugh at my friends disses but get mad at them 5 seconds later

by Dr.Chopsticks March 3, 2018

Abian

Abian is a person that’s is know for his or hers intelligence and being know as the G.O.A.T

Abian is such a smart person or Wow with those skills you could be an Abian

by I know what’s best May 14, 2018