major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.

The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!

by camrylong November 26, 2017

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Otis Award

Otis on Andy Griffith.

Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.

Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.

by cut the cards December 12, 2022

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Darwin Award

Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.

Darwin is watching. This one has potential for a Darwin Award.

by simio January 16, 2008

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Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.

Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.

by Steelheader December 18, 2008

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VMA Award

An award given to a female after successfully having sex with her in order of Vagina, Mouth, then Ass...or at least we HOPE in that order. (similar, albeit somewhat cleaner than ATM (Ass To Mouth))

Man to friend: "A chick I was with last night definitely won the VMA award. I was impressed."

by peachykeen21 July 28, 2009

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