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Anal Avalanche

A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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the avalanches

The weirdo's who sung "Frontier Physciatrist"- which rules.



Got the bockily, bock it down on me
Got the bockily, bock it down on me
Is dexter ill, is dexter ill, is dexter ill
Is dexter ill today, mr kirk, dexter’s in school
I’m afraid he’s not, miss fishborne
Dexter’s truancy problem is way out of hand
The baltimore county school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh mr kirk, I’m as upset as you to learn of dexter’s truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I’m afraid expulsion is the only answer
It’s the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have it to you
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! bit , bit bitches and the indians and, fron, frontier psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend i’d... the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Ajalon

A very unique way to spell the name, automatically making them "out of the norm", very random and mostly yelling half the time but out of hyperness not anger. Adventurous and always up for anything the will get their adrenaline high. Very artistic and technology obsessed. Mostly always the one in the group to have a calm head during catastrophic times and the clever one to get people out of trouble but always seems to be the one in trouble half the time. Daring, Eccentric, Caring, Emotional, Brutal, Sagacious, and always humorous. Loves making people laugh.
Him: "Ajalon's...The most outrageous human beings you'll ever meet!"

Her: "Aw...why thank you!" (:
by G.L.A.P. February 6, 2010
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Avalyn

Avalyn is thoughtful, different, she beats others by far, and cares for you in a way no one else does or ever will, She attracts all the boys but is too shy to talk to them, but they still all fall for her. She has a heart of gold, always smiling, knows how to make you smile, she has a charming, charismatic personality she is silly and very athletic. You never know if you are in the friend zone or not her flirty smile is everything. She is perfect, she is a ray of sunshine. She is loyal, and big on trust. She is beautiful, and can easily change people for the better, she can grab anyone’s attention, She is the best friend you will ever have, she puts others happiness and troubles before her own. She is the person you always want to be around, She is the girl you talked to all weekend because you never want the convo to end, she simply has that affect on you. She sees beauty in all, her beauty is all natural, she is usually short. She manages to make the cloudiest of days feel amazing no matter how gloomy you’re feeling. Everything is an adventure when your with Avalyn. She will make you feel like the happiest person ever. She is humble and worries for you when you are sad. She is independent, cute without trying, insecure but doesn’t show it, compliment her any chance you get. If you ever meet an Avalyn do anything possible to bring her in your arms and never let her go, keep her warm at night and if you like her do anything you can to make her yours, she is very rare.
Guy 1: I met this girl today and she was amazing! But I’m not sure if she likes me... she gave me this adorable smile!

Guy 2: bet her name is Avalyn

Guy 1: how did you know?
by Loved girl September 1, 2018
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Mexican Avalanche

To ejaculate in a woman's hair and then throw her down a flight of stairs.
"That chick took the Mexican Avalanche like a pro-skier." or "I Mexican Avalanched her twice and she still came back for more."
by Big Deezy February 21, 2003
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snowflake avalanche

The Women's March was a snowflake avalanche.
by FactualObserver February 9, 2017
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avalynn

Avalynn is a beautiful spunky girl! She will often be different but always in a good way! They always have the beautiful British or Australian accents, and although Avalynn may often be confused for a girly name Avalynn will be a brunette brown eyed girl that loves casual jeans and a formal yet comfy shirt! She will always hold a special place for sports in her heart. But most most of all she loves her friends she loves her family and Avalynn is AWESOME!
Hey look there goes Avalynn she's so nice!
by soph_haus October 18, 2015
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