Allentown, Pennsylvania; 3rd largest city in Pa. with a population of about 150,000 (white, hispanic, african-american & asian)
Yo, lez hop in dah ride and cruise up to ATown to check out dem hot street walking bitches on Linden Street!
by ATown Social Experiment May 23, 2008
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Often confused with a duece.
Typical habitat is a golf course.
Often confused with a duece.
Typical habitat is a golf course.
Jim: I just got a letter from an attorney; we are being sued.
John: Why?
Jim: According to the letter from this attorney, his client wrecked her car last week in front of our business because she was so surprised by all of the cars in our employee parking lot.
John: (Sarcastically) Well there you go, I told you should not employ so many people!
John: Why?
Jim: According to the letter from this attorney, his client wrecked her car last week in front of our business because she was so surprised by all of the cars in our employee parking lot.
John: (Sarcastically) Well there you go, I told you should not employ so many people!
by skimahorn February 20, 2008
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An assmonkey with a college degree.
by Rick January 23, 2004
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hey lets pretend we care about people and help them in their greatest time of need. But we'll make it so complicated and expensive that we'll suck even more money from these stupid losers to make them feel even more stupid and completely helpless and poor that they won't even be able to buy bullets to go postal on everyone that deserves it.
hey lets pretend we care about people and help them in their greatest time of need. But we'll make it so complicated and expensive that we'll suck even more money from these stupid losers to make them feel even more stupid and completely helpless and poor that they won't even be able to buy bullets to go postal on everyone that deserves it.
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