Asswipe

A word used to describe someone, who could wipe asses as a job. They're an absolute nuisance to be around and constantly will annoy the crap out of you. The sight of this person will make you cringe and possibly make you want to kill yourself.

P1: "Dude he's such an asshole."
P2: "I think the word you're looking for is asswipe."

by agent.s October 27, 2015

Asswipe

Someone who is being a butthole and has a bad attitude

Hey Lisa you're an asswipe tonight

by Kk1464 November 27, 2017

asswipe

a total fucking moron, that is stupider then the day is long

ashanks is a asswipe

by nick125 February 17, 2005

asswipe johnson

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Asswipehole

A person who pisses you off, a complete & utter asshole. If you want to tell them in a lighter way than just calling them an asshole, you would call them an "ass wipe hole".

You bleached my jeans you asswipehole.

by kebbin February 9, 2010

asswipe

1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.

2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"

3. See one-upper.

1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!

2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"

by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 27, 2007

Blue Tick Ass Wiper

Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.

Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why

by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015