this is another name for someone who could be describes as an ass or a retard! so it is basically a describing word for a stupid idiotic nutcase! (used as insult) =D
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When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
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Robbie thought it was perfectly normal to assturdbate until he was caught doing so by his father who quickly and violently corrected the young man.
"What's that guy doing in there?" Asked John
"He is probably assturdbating. The opiates constipate him." Replied Susan.
"Assturdbating is a common act down south. It is not considered taboo to do so multiple times a day"
"What's that guy doing in there?" Asked John
"He is probably assturdbating. The opiates constipate him." Replied Susan.
"Assturdbating is a common act down south. It is not considered taboo to do so multiple times a day"
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