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asstard

this is another name for someone who could be describes as an ass or a retard! so it is basically a describing word for a stupid idiotic nutcase! (used as insult) =D
"Ollie your such an asstard" or "hey asstard wat you up to?!"
by NellyEllie October 28, 2010
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dumb-asstarded

a person who is retarded in a funnny way
YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!
by Greene Blob August 16, 2006
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Assturder

Stop being such an assturder.
by AV March 2, 2003
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Assturder’s Syndrome

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
by Assturders May 4, 2025
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Assturdbating

The act of squatting above a toilet, seat up with both feet planted firmly upon the toilets cool porcelain bowling, knees pointed outward so that heels point toward each other. While balancing upon the bowl, the person proceeds to reach between their spread knees , under their genitalia aiming toward the anus with both hands and when the butt cheeks are withing reach, grab each cheek in a tight grip and begin pulling the cheeks apart. At this point one's head will be positioned with their genitals at about eye level pov but upside down. As if they were trying to crawl into a rabbit hole while performing a front flip. Once the position is achieved take a deep breath and headbutt the lower belly and hold the pressure with your brows and forehead while kneading your butt cheeks violently and pushing the contents of your bowels out. If done properly without slipping or falling or breaking a hip, the pressure upon the intestines coupled with the angle of pressure and separation of the backdoor mudflaps, should result in a steamy pile exiting the bowels. Assturdbating.
Robbie thought it was perfectly normal to assturdbate until he was caught doing so by his father who quickly and violently corrected the young man.

"What's that guy doing in there?" Asked John
"He is probably assturdbating. The opiates constipate him." Replied Susan.

"Assturdbating is a common act down south. It is not considered taboo to do so multiple times a day"
by BillyLaPierre509 June 8, 2025
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Assturbation

Taking a shit while browsing porn that you will then proceed to masturbate to.
Perry: How was your day yesterday?
Gavin: Great, I had a real nice assturbation session.
by RobotLunchbox December 8, 2016
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Assturbation

The penetration of the asshole
I like assturbation, da Wayne likes to see me penetrate my booty whole”
by Flecha January 23, 2019
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