assnuck

Assnuck: Noun; Person living in canada that is a fool or an ass, or who makes an ass of themselves. Derived from the word Canuck.

That assnuck just stole my hockey puck, fucker.

by ANewRetrospect February 14, 2006

Asnut

Asnut is the way that a four year old boy types his name: Austin.

It should soon become his nickname.

Molly: Austin, can you type your name on the computer?
Austin: Yeah, watch...(typing) A-S-N-U-T
Molly: Uhh, good job, Asnut.

by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008

assnugget

when someone has repetative nugget shaped shits that sound like someone is shooting a bb gun

dude what happened today, i heard someone was shooting a bb gun in the mens stall and the cops came, they found out it was someone just haveing an assnugget

by baggee September 14, 2006

assnub

An assnub, is someone who sucks really really hard. and i mean really really hard!

its history dates back to the begining of time, or before that.

As all through time there has been assnubs.

Look at Brad, he sucks so much he is an assnub.

by Random guy you dont know December 9, 2008

Assunt

A cunt were the asshole usually is.

Damn! you have a assunt.

by sparta3000 January 15, 2011

ass nut

Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus

Me and Tim Tim are go one do ass nut. You in ?

by Butt snack March 10, 2018

assbuttress

To hold or support a heavy ass.

Jose is such an assbuttress.

by Phillie Blunt 2 dope represent May 5, 2019