arkansas handshake

An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.
Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!
by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022
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Arkansas City

Pronounced "Ar-KAN-sas" and commonly known as Ark City. A small town in southeastern Kansas. Home to Cowley County Community College and Arkalalah celebrations.
"If you want 'ar-kan-SAW', go to the state....this is Ar-kan-sas City!"

"We're ARK City -- not Park City!"

"We're Arkansas City -- not Kansas City!"
by what_ever2007 September 27, 2012
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Arkansas Steamer

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.
An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.
by The Compost Man March 04, 2009
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Arkansas Sprinkler

Urinating inside of a woman's vagina after intercourse.
After I fucked that spunky brunette last night, I left my dick inside of her for a minute or so while my boner went down before finishing her off with an Arkansas Sprinkler
by danimal 316 February 24, 2007
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Arkansas Applesauce

The act of cumming into a girls butt, scooping it out and feeding it to her.
Arkansas Applesauce for example is when Jim cummed in Jill butt, Jill squeezed it out onto a spoon and Jim fed her the butt jizz.
by vizzel October 16, 2009
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Arkansas Snowman

When a girl is sleeping and you make a giant pile of jizz on the girls face. Balls for the eyes, pubes for the mustache, etc. creating an Arkansas Snowman.
Yeserday i turned Mrs. Howley into an Arkansas Snowman.
by The Farmer Jew November 09, 2009
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Arkansas Crush

Arkansas Crush is having an attraction, usually a mild to moderate intimate infatuation for a First or Second cousin. An Arkansas Crush doesn't mean that the individual wants to pursue the cousin sexually, however, the idea may cross one's mind.
Bo really has the Hots for his gorgeous cousin Daisy! He really has an Arkansas Crush on her!
by HafMan February 09, 2011
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