Arkansas Earthquake

When a girl is laying on her back and you are balls deep in her pussy and she farts causing your balls to shake violently.

Dude I was fucking Daisy last night and she gave me the Arkansas Earthquake!

by Dollar Bill and Ted Newgent September 10, 2010

Arkansas birth control

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

Arkansas Enchilada

A fake sexual position, used in conversation to deliberately fool someone into believing you have some sexual experience.

Friend 1: "I can't believe Mona let me give her an Arkansas Enchilada on our second date. Whata slut."

Friend 2: "You are The Man, Man-of-all-Men!"

by Euphonious Munk November 4, 2011

Arkansas Booty Spoon

Only perform this act during a harvest moon. The Amish folk must perform their corn ritual. The Amish elder will be paired up with the man with big tit, often times named Ian. Ian, who ate corn two days prior, will be on the receiving end of the booty spoon. The elder will grab the biggest ladle and proceed to fish out all the little corn flakes. Once Ian’s corn flakes are collected the elder will feed a 6 year old this mystery snack.

Damnnnn bro man with big tit, probably Ian, just got Arkansas Booty spooned. Ian is so lucky

by Thirsty Steve September 5, 2022

arkansas harmonica

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

Arkansas Fannypack

When a male shaves a girl's pubic hair and stuffs the trimmings up her rectum with his penis.

Friend: "Hey Walter is it true what they say about Jenny, that she doesn't shave her pussy?"
Walter: "Not anymore, I gave her the Arkansas Fannypack. She'll be shitting pubes for a week."

by George W BUSH and DICK Cheney March 30, 2009

Arkansas Mouthful

The act of a woman sucking a penis with dip of tobacco in her mouth.

I gave Derrick an Arkansas Mouthful.

by razorback1221 February 1, 2010