Alonso

The name of my biggest crush!!!!

1:hey what is biggest crush u have?
2:yea Alonsoo is my biggest crush

by kaca__tokic October 6, 2020

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Alfonzo

Alfonzo is sometimes dumb but very funny. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Not a lot of people like him but the people that do are sometimes afraid of telling him in fear he will tell his other friends. You should not use him or lose him and do not lie to him. He knows when someone is lying and can sense a liar. He is very protective of his friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. If you lien him you should date him and don’t be shy.

Ryan: yo, wassup zo

Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*

Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*

by User4568912 October 30, 2019

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Alfonzo

A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.

*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.

*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.

by For the community 1738 January 25, 2023

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