Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

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alden’s music taste

a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.

“gosh, this song is terrible. this is so alden’s music taste.”

by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025

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Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

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General Alden

The name of a general that President Biden should have listened to

James: Regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan, do you believe that General Alden's plan could have saved lives?

Rob:

by Broseph Coney Island October 5, 2021

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Dirty Alden

The act of cumming inside a girl and slurping the cum out of her with a straw

Alden was wild last night! He gave me a dirty Alden and it was AMAZING!

by Here’s April 16, 2020

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Gunnar Alden

A cute, adorable, sweet and geeky boy. He is typically characterised by his giant elephant ears and his lopsided grin. His eyes sparkle when he smiles. Gunnar is cute, sweet, smart, talented, and creative. He is an emotional boy. He is as unique and as special as they come.
Geek. He loves Star Wars and math and cuddling, as well.

Girl 1: Damn, that boy is so geeky and akward... But I adore him...
Girl 2: He's your Gunnar Alden

by Sorrythen April 15, 2011

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