Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

alden hiller

(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint

(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense

(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!

(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet

(adj)- You're Alden Hiller

by 8900 December 14, 2008

Alden

Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.

Alden is so ugly.

by Giunta April 12, 2024

Alden

Smart, short, but cute and loveable. He's usually dirty minded. Infront of the pc 24/7. A pro gamer. Pre ampangit mo

"Alden, mukha kang penguin"

by isangpatatas May 16, 2022

alden’s music taste

a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.

“gosh, this song is terrible. this is so alden’s music taste.”

by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025

Alden

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alden is cute

by anonymous June 8, 2021

alden

the sweetest boy you will ever ever meet. hes very pretty and always listens and never ever judges you (unless its in a cute teasing way <33) and hes just overall a wonderful beautiful human being. if you know someone named alden dont ever be mean to them and take care of them and love them so so so so so much because theyre awesome i promise.

i love alden so so much he means so much to me hes the best thing that ever happened to me

by moony 🌙 March 11, 2022