1) Cal Poly is where you go if you want to do something meaningful with the time you spend in college. Of course, going here will virtually guarantee you a prolonged stay, especially if you are in engineering, architecture, or one of the computer majors (in which case you're lucky if you finish in 5-6 years).
2) A source of high stress, difficult and endless work, and perpetual insomnia that will drain you of your time and energy to the point where you miss lectures in order to complete labs on time. If you are in a computer major, be prepared to spend many Friday nights debugging programs to get it ready by the midnight deadline. One of two things is certain: a) you will be tired A LOT, or b) you will be addicted to Adderall.
3) The reason I only get to sleep on days that begin with 'S'. Meanwhile, most other majors drink on every day that ends with 'Y'. Got any Staley classes? Expect this to happen to you!
2) A source of high stress, difficult and endless work, and perpetual insomnia that will drain you of your time and energy to the point where you miss lectures in order to complete labs on time. If you are in a computer major, be prepared to spend many Friday nights debugging programs to get it ready by the midnight deadline. One of two things is certain: a) you will be tired A LOT, or b) you will be addicted to Adderall.
3) The reason I only get to sleep on days that begin with 'S'. Meanwhile, most other majors drink on every day that ends with 'Y'. Got any Staley classes? Expect this to happen to you!
by alcifer November 16, 2009
Some mornings, when the breeze is just right, the robust scent of Cow Poly's beef unit wafts over the campus.
by CPsloStudent September 28, 2006
Person #1-yo nig ya know snoop dogg went to poly highschool?
Person #2yea man that schools the ishh.
Person #2yea man that schools the ishh.
by mhmmm. February 03, 2007
Much like all the other 'Lol' extensions, this one means you are laughing so much you do a roly-poly of laughter.
by lolstuff May 22, 2009
Political Trap Music. A sub genre of rap that combined political undertones with Trap music. Term is coined by artist Genesis Be
Beyoncé single "Formations" uses Poli Trap to make a statement about police brutality in post Katrina New Orleans.
by commonfolk February 08, 2016
Multiple multiverses. A collective group of multiverses or the sum of all the multiverses together, (aka. the quasiverse).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 07, 2022
Slang or jargon for a surfer that uses too single-use plastic. The word is derived from the adjective poly which is used to describe plastic and combined with the preexisting word kook.
Shaun: *uses a straw* *orders a coffee and puts a plastic lid on it*
Clive: Dude, you are such a poly-kook.
Clive: Dude, you are such a poly-kook.
by Mami Wata August 22, 2018