Uncle Humphrey

A very dark white man

He’s an Uncle Humphrey

by Jadams772 November 1, 2025

Owen Humphreys

The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10

*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

Ethan Humphrey

A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".

Ethan Humphrey is lit

by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

A Humphrey

Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.

I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.

by A Helping Friend December 10, 2019

David Humphrey

he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.

David Humphrey was really mean to me today

by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020

Humphrey

Hu = One True God (Sanskrit)
Hum = Highest (Tibetan)
Phrey = Supreme Lord (Nordic)
Rey = King (Spanish)

Humphrey = One True God King of Kings or One True God Supreme King

In that time, Humphrey will walk with you forever and ever.

by HDGA22 November 23, 2021