69

69 is a very pleasurable way of sex.
1. It is where a male lies down on his back and a female climbs on top of him. Then the man puts his tongue into the woman's vagina and the women puts the mans penis into her mouth.

2. It is where a does the same thing as the woman does ☝

Hi babe, wanna do 69 with me?

by the nutty geezer April 6, 2015

69

To have great oral sex while the woman sucks the man's cock and the man eats the woman's pussy

Oooh.. mmmm.. suck it! suck it! UH UH UH! Keep sucking bitch!

by Fuck me bitch June 16, 2004

69

A number between 68 and 70.

I'm going to count to 70.
1 2 3..............67 68 69 70.

by crexor April 25, 2006

69

The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

69

A widely overused number in Internet Screen names. Second only to 420 in number popularity.

sk8terboi69: my nick rocks!
llamasRfun69420: my nicks pwns you!

by rezzix November 14, 2002

69

A number, that when immature people hear, causes everyone to laugh like idiots.

Teacher- So the answer, is 69.
Idiot1- SHE SAID 69!!!!
Idiot2- THATS A SEX THING HAHAHAHA!!!

by RandyNewmanATTACK December 16, 2014

69

69 is 31 numbers away from 100, and is 19 numbers higher then 50.

Person A: 69 is a really high number!
Person B: Is it higher then my pp
Person A: You're not funny.

by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019