susaning

really overthinking, generally anxious

"She's susaning again, am I right fellas"

by morty May 8, 2014

Susan

A nice lady that can help you with your problems. Good cook and half Irish

P1: Have you seen a Susan
P2: Yep she is the best cook in the world xx

by Doggiediving December 15, 2019

Susan

Sexy bitch who stole some idiots heart and kept it

Susan I will avenge you

by Hornhonker September 12, 2018

Susan!

Susan is the type of girl who knows how to have sex. She will tell you she’s a virgin but then she will hit you with the vacuum seal double hand twist gwak gwak combo 3000

Me: “Hello female what is your name?”
Susan: “Susan!!!”
Me: “Cool get on your knees and give me.... Rough Sex!”

by Jimmy’s Bros March 21, 2019

Susan

Some feminist that took the kids and doesn’t give a poop about anyone else

Yeah Susan took the kids last night so now I’m going to go find the rope.

by Ironicbitch February 18, 2019

Susan

Has an enormous strap on

Seriously Susans strap on is bigger than your dick

by 5u3 January 9, 2020

Susan

A skank thot hoe

“Girl, why you actin like such a Susan”

by Bobby jonathon November 22, 2018