by Ebag Nedla January 23, 2019

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by EPIK SIGMA SKIBIDI GAMER May 2, 2025

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

I kind of ball that an octopus has to get to certain place but has to be careful not to drop or it will be killed by a sea cucumber
by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

an action performed by sliding ones hands up the thighs of another towards the crotch, usually in a sexual manner
Dan 8-balled his boyfriend in an attempt to arouse him.
"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"
"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"
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