“
Happy New Years! I’m so excited for 2020!”
Uh. Australia is still on fire.
What’s up bitch, it’s me, ww3.
Heyyyy, it’s us aliens, we’re about to invade earth!
I know you guys weren’t expecting me here, but hi, I’m Covid-19.
WHAT’S UP
MOTHERFUCKERS I’M THE MURDER HORNET AND I’M GOING TO CAUSE THE END OF HUMANITY!
“Oh
shut the fuck up, no one’s outside anyway.”