Turd
by Ob1hwfc October 7, 2019
Get the Turdmug. 
Get the Turdmug. A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.
A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.
A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.
A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”
by Poet laureate July 23, 2019
Get the Turdmug. A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!
by Maydew November 22, 2006
Get the turdingmug. by jeremy poole November 19, 2007
Get the turdedmug. It's bloody good.
Opp. "Good is it".
Var. Any adjective followed by an indicative of "be" (e.g., is, are) or a verb/action followed by an auxillary verb such as can, could, will, would, etc. following by a pronoun (e.g., it, they, he, she, I, you) means that the subject referred by the pronoun is NOT the adjective or cannot apply the verb.
To specify the object, this may be appended to the statement separated by a comma.
Opposite usage, using negatives: See example of how "not" can be used to indicate the way something IS.
Opp. "Good is it".
Var. Any adjective followed by an indicative of "be" (e.g., is, are) or a verb/action followed by an auxillary verb such as can, could, will, would, etc. following by a pronoun (e.g., it, they, he, she, I, you) means that the subject referred by the pronoun is NOT the adjective or cannot apply the verb.
To specify the object, this may be appended to the statement separated by a comma.
Opposite usage, using negatives: See example of how "not" can be used to indicate the way something IS.
1. "Small are they, your balls" - Baz referring to the size of Jay's bollocks because they are big.
2. "Shag us would they, them birds" - Baz referring to some girls in a nightclub that he thinks we wouldn't be able to pull.
3. "Not pissed am I not" - Jay fucking wasted.
2. "Shag us would they, them birds" - Baz referring to some girls in a nightclub that he thinks we wouldn't be able to pull.
3. "Not pissed am I not" - Jay fucking wasted.
by X-treem August 28, 2003
Get the turd is itmug. Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.
by kmcglanz February 26, 2010
Get the Turdmug.