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Person #1: I went to Spain last Spring.
Person #: So, you mean, you meant to Mexico?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
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spoiln say it when ur mad
omg that kid makes me so sploin
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the painful result of either allowing ones eyes to roll too far back in ones head, or straining to avoid rolling them.
I suffered serious eye sprain when my boss was showing off in front of a customer.
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A country BIGGER AND RICHER than Portugal.
We rather prefer bullfighting than school shooting.

People don't eat tacos, and don't wear ridiculous mexican hats.

We hate french people too
- Have you ever been to Spain?
- Spain? the country that ruled Portugal for almost one century???
by OscarBcn July 21, 2005
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Southwestern european country, the meddler boys in the neighbourhood

As a spaniard i have to say, in ten points

1- We're not mexican or south american, ¿how the fuck you pretend we've discovered america if we are supposed to be there already?

2- Yes, we used to be a fascist country, but i can tell we're ashamed (and i remind that our fascist leader couldn't have survived without Mr Eisenhower and Mr Nixon support)

3- Our political leaders (both presidents and opposition leaders) are EXTREMELY dumb, funny if don't take'em seriously

4- Spaniards usually speaks bad about Spain, but we're patriotic in a very particular way.

5- Americans (i don't know why) are obsessed with Barcelona...hey guys! try the Northwest! (Madrid is cool too)

6- It's really difficult to hold all the spanish thing in an only stereotype, but we know you do anyway

7- In a political way, both Nationalist and Fascists are really obnoxious boneheads, it's a common feeling

8- Spaniards dislikes frenchs, and portuguese, and politics, and that thing you foreigners use instead of olive oil when cooking, and goin' work, and tax offices, and bullfighting (really) and flamenco (except if you're Andalusian), and anything in any time.

9- Spaniards likes coffee, soccer, beer, foreign cinema, watchin TV, eating a lot, sleep, party, relax, having fun and complaining about whatever

10- and, for the last, THAT'S THE FUCKING COUNTRY ON THE EU WHERE PEOPLE WORKS MOST AND GETS PAID LESS

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Foreigner- Where u from?

Spaniard- Spain

Foreigner: ¿Really?

>>>Option 1- *Kick his balls*
>>>Option 2- *Suck his cock*
>>>Note- We don't like get people indifferent, dudes
by Spanish_boy September 23, 2009
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the all time coolest country and the coolest people. they are good at everything, and anything. sure, they do stupid bull fighting. but saying that all of them do is just a stereotype. i am part spanish/greek/asian/white and stand tall and proud as a spaniard. we are even faring and better than those fat, gross, ignorant brits. we are simply the coolest people around today.
us spaniards can kick those brits butts anytime we want. today, we point and laugh out loud at them for losing a war to a bunch of american farmers. anyone spanish reading this is lucky im on their side. anyone british reading this can kiss my butt. spain is better than britain will ever be!
by stompper July 6, 2007
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